Are you part of the Valentina gang? I don't roll with homies who put Tapatio on their tacos or worse yet...Cholula. Don't ask me to vouch for you unless you're part of the Valentina gang. Thankfully to be part of this gang you don't need a painful tattoo, or to cut off part of your pinky like the Yakuza. All you need is to buy one of these stickers, display it on your favorite water bottle, and never use inferior hot sauces.
For best results do not place on high touch areas like phones or lighters.
